Yeah, I decided to skip the cute title.
So, I saw the new Star Wars movie, and like everyone else on the internet, I happen to Have Opinions about it. I'll keep things spoiler-free up front and then move on to specific spoiler stuff later. The very brief review is: I liked it. I'm not entirely sure where it fits on the list of movies, it'll probably land squarely at 4th. It's not as good as original trilogy, but it's better than the prequels, better than Force Awakens, and certainly better than Rogue One. So... yeah, I guess it's fourth.
No, I'm being serious here. I think much of the hate is more fan anger than anything. It did things differently, so it's bad. I think it's fair to remember that not all reviews of Empire Strikes Back were especially glowing at the time. I think time will tell here and it'll settle into its place. The zeitgeist for Force Awakens seems to have downgraded its quality and appeal, and I think time will elevate Last Jedi.